Georgia Caught with his pants down!

[army judge]

A Georgia Health Sciences University lab tech was recently discovered in a campus locker room engaging in unusual behavior.

Authorities said 32-year-old Coley Mitchell was jailed after he was found intoxicated with his pants down in a locker room in the Sanders Research and Education Building while two lab monkeys were found roaming free, outside their cages, the Augusta Chronicle reported.

Mitchell was booked into Richmond County jail on charges of public intoxication. The monkeys were examined and found to be unharmed.

My comment: I think the meaning of the phrase "spanking the monkey" just became very, very clear!
Why do these "unusual" cases always involve alcohol or illegal drug use?


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